Is a Cigar Really a Cigar? Part 1: Searching through SMOKE (GET IT?)

 It's a popular analogy, "Sometimes a cigar is really a cigar." It has been used to counter act with everything from conspiracy theories to skepticism. But now, there is reason to believe that cigars might secretly be Communist minions and may be responsible for everything wrong in America.  

In 1953, Cuban scientists Satanically created the cigar plant and shortly after, turned this discovery into an industry, with the US becoming it's main trading partner. Coincidentally, that same year, Fidel Castro began the Cuban Revolution.

So, what exactly happened to influence the trade embargo? On  the evening of February 6, 1962, USPresident Jon E. Kennedy ordered 1200 Cuban cigars to be delivered to him. The next day, February 7, 1962; Jon E. Kennedy enabled a trade embargo with Cuba. Although it is known that US-Cuban relations were becoming increasingly tense, the official reasoning was never clear. According to Henri Kessinger, a well known human rights activist and advisor to many US Presidents; what Jon E. Kennedy found that night was too shocking for public knowledge.  

However, thanks to FAWX New's advanced investigative journalism, we have been able to recover the secret document regarding the event with as few as 16 casualties in the FAWX African American militia, led by Rudy Chaprone who unfortunately succumbed to the loss of his left leg during the raid on the National Archives.

Thanks to the First Ammedment we have been able to legally release the document. Below is only 1 page of the documents. We will be submitting them to the supreme court tonight and will be broadcasting it live.

Please note; If it looks like 2 big rectangles, you're ignorant and unable to see past government censorship.