Queers sung en masse early this morning, crowded together in an endless flow through the Pradmore, Canada downtown district streets, the slogan “We’re gay, it’s okay, I do, do, we get paid, we need a say!” erupting well into the cityscape. The origin of this catchy rhyming rhetoric which had infiltrated many ears, but had also raised the ire of many conservatives, and fascist liberals, who have noted that the longer this joyous, and happy combination of words had escaped the “propaganda organs [mouths] of pop endorse and killing of music”, the more the uplifting tone had been reduced to a collective droning.
Against all scrutiny, millions of gays, bisexuals, and transgendered peoplesbegan transforming their flamboyant floats, and bedazzled kites, which had appeared to be harmlessly drifting through the breeze alerting citizens of such flashy messages as “Don’t keep the gay at bay!”, into weapons of mass destruction. At roughly 8:30pm, residents on Caldwell Street remarked on the “perhaps nefarious” activities of a group of “fags” tying sticks of dynamite to the wooden structure of their kites. They saw smoke, and notified the police of strange “fffssshhhh” noises they had heard. Mere seconds later, kites equipped with explosives began ramming into buildings, ripping giant holes into them and injuring countless of bystanders with shards and chunks of debris; thousands of deaths wereattributed to the initial explosions tearing through these buildings, and even more to the few subsequent demolitions. At 8:43 PM, as the sound of crumbling concrete and startling booms echoed throughout the city, huge floats with phallic designs began inexplicably firing mortars, resulting in further structural damage of city infrastructure and residential property, along with the dozensof point-blank impacts sending thousands of innocent civilians into flight, shattering their bones, and detonating their vital organs upon contact with the ground. The onslaught continued for another 3 minutes until it was officially announcedvia poor quality megaphone that the terrorist coalition Al-Gayda had beenformed, and immediately announced retaliation for “historical obliviousness ofhomosexuality everywhere”.
Floats, suddenly equipped with SCUD missiles by 8:45PM, were launched into the city, knocking over a chip rack in a near-by convenience store and being speculated as to causing two heart attacks in acommunity for the elderly.
The prime minister solemnly gave his grievances, and members of the UN council noted that the shells of the weapons of mass destruction had been found near the knocked over chip rack, and was undeniable evidence along with the debris of other depleted munitions as having violated a UN convention necessary to become eligible of undertaking the option of intervention. The prime minister of Canada cited this in his speech, saying “These terrorists have no regard for the law, and have been effectively loitering in downtown Prodmore by blowing up buildings and leaving empty mortar, and SCUD missile shells all over the place, and this isn’t the only damage they’ve caused, as they’ve initially caused considerable damage against the environment with their beforehand impact.” Head councilman of the UN followed this up with the committee’s decision. “This is a serious transgression against nature, as it is very hard to get rid of these from the environment. The “No Loitering on UN Property” convention was not taken into regard, and we, the majority, are required by US opinion inthe UN convention we had at 9PM that we take action against this.” A full, hard on military invasion, funded by Germany and France, and bolstered by the military ranks of a dozen countries, most predominately the United States, is planned to usurp the gay pride militarists who threaten to make a foray into Blakmore, neighboring city, due to their “micro-cultural crimes against fashion”, a statement anonymously supplied by a member in this radical, and certainly aggressive movement.
UPDATE: American military intervention is motivated by corporate interest, and religious principle as control of Blakmore, in the hands of gay pride terrorists, would result in the loss of the Dale Chip factory, which is the lead supplier of fresh, crispy chips for The United States America. Stopping them from gaining access to the Dale Chip Factory would be pivotal for continued economic, and religious growth of that grand, and glorious nation of capitalists. Quoting President Obama Binbiden, "Dale Chips has been a symbol of the unending american strive for good chips. The knocking over the rack of chips, unwittingly American owned, by Gay Pride rallyers has its impact too, as a metaphor for their unwavering hatred for good, fresh baked Canadian chips. We will not take any of this. As we plow through the gay pride rallyers, we will burn any bags of chips in their possession as a symbol of our moral victory, and also as a means to cut off valuable supplies necessary to their potential success with their stupid military coup."
Against all scrutiny, millions of gays, bisexuals, and transgendered peoplesbegan transforming their flamboyant floats, and bedazzled kites, which had appeared to be harmlessly drifting through the breeze alerting citizens of such flashy messages as “Don’t keep the gay at bay!”, into weapons of mass destruction. At roughly 8:30pm, residents on Caldwell Street remarked on the “perhaps nefarious” activities of a group of “fags” tying sticks of dynamite to the wooden structure of their kites. They saw smoke, and notified the police of strange “fffssshhhh” noises they had heard. Mere seconds later, kites equipped with explosives began ramming into buildings, ripping giant holes into them and injuring countless of bystanders with shards and chunks of debris; thousands of deaths wereattributed to the initial explosions tearing through these buildings, and even more to the few subsequent demolitions. At 8:43 PM, as the sound of crumbling concrete and startling booms echoed throughout the city, huge floats with phallic designs began inexplicably firing mortars, resulting in further structural damage of city infrastructure and residential property, along with the dozensof point-blank impacts sending thousands of innocent civilians into flight, shattering their bones, and detonating their vital organs upon contact with the ground. The onslaught continued for another 3 minutes until it was officially announcedvia poor quality megaphone that the terrorist coalition Al-Gayda had beenformed, and immediately announced retaliation for “historical obliviousness ofhomosexuality everywhere”.
Floats, suddenly equipped with SCUD missiles by 8:45PM, were launched into the city, knocking over a chip rack in a near-by convenience store and being speculated as to causing two heart attacks in acommunity for the elderly.
The prime minister solemnly gave his grievances, and members of the UN council noted that the shells of the weapons of mass destruction had been found near the knocked over chip rack, and was undeniable evidence along with the debris of other depleted munitions as having violated a UN convention necessary to become eligible of undertaking the option of intervention. The prime minister of Canada cited this in his speech, saying “These terrorists have no regard for the law, and have been effectively loitering in downtown Prodmore by blowing up buildings and leaving empty mortar, and SCUD missile shells all over the place, and this isn’t the only damage they’ve caused, as they’ve initially caused considerable damage against the environment with their beforehand impact.” Head councilman of the UN followed this up with the committee’s decision. “This is a serious transgression against nature, as it is very hard to get rid of these from the environment. The “No Loitering on UN Property” convention was not taken into regard, and we, the majority, are required by US opinion inthe UN convention we had at 9PM that we take action against this.” A full, hard on military invasion, funded by Germany and France, and bolstered by the military ranks of a dozen countries, most predominately the United States, is planned to usurp the gay pride militarists who threaten to make a foray into Blakmore, neighboring city, due to their “micro-cultural crimes against fashion”, a statement anonymously supplied by a member in this radical, and certainly aggressive movement.
UPDATE: American military intervention is motivated by corporate interest, and religious principle as control of Blakmore, in the hands of gay pride terrorists, would result in the loss of the Dale Chip factory, which is the lead supplier of fresh, crispy chips for The United States America. Stopping them from gaining access to the Dale Chip Factory would be pivotal for continued economic, and religious growth of that grand, and glorious nation of capitalists. Quoting President Obama Binbiden, "Dale Chips has been a symbol of the unending american strive for good chips. The knocking over the rack of chips, unwittingly American owned, by Gay Pride rallyers has its impact too, as a metaphor for their unwavering hatred for good, fresh baked Canadian chips. We will not take any of this. As we plow through the gay pride rallyers, we will burn any bags of chips in their possession as a symbol of our moral victory, and also as a means to cut off valuable supplies necessary to their potential success with their stupid military coup."
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