Atheists all over the world are reveling in an evolutionary concept inherently atheistic, yet self-indulgingly spiritual - the new craze has taken the nation by storm, dissolving godless philosophies into their very core, the now regarded god-centric pursuit of truth through one. Paul Revaldo sits alone, mind soothingly kissed by the darkness he shrouds himself in, his words echoing through total silence as he vocally registers word problems in a Mensa study book. I had a chance to talk to the old coot first hand to gain a fresh perspective on this new zeitgeist.
“We do not believe in a god, obviously. We now believe in our brains. We worship our own brains. Yes, each individual has a brain, and each individual is to worship his own brain. For the brain holds untold truths and it must be stimulated to gain them. Doing math problems, or logic problems, is the proper way to do so. For example, I worship my brain – I ask it questions after I engage in problems [pointing to Mensa book], and I write down the answer my brain gives me. It’s a truly omniscient thing, my brain.” Out of nowhere, he pushed his hands against his temples, twisting the skin of it around in circles.
“My brain is not pleased… What must I do to sate you, o’ brain?!” He asked frantically, as I stepped away, ever so slowly so not to alarm him with my anxiousness to leave. Suddenly, I found myself sitting next to him, again.
“So, what spawned this crazy new thing?”
“All answers, from existence, to personal problems, the brain is a means to the truth. I learned this, and shared my learning’s. It just happened. Call it Eight-theism.”
Also, mark your calendars, because coinciding with the 2nd week anniversary of Eight-theism, is “Days of the Weak”, a new school kids calendar listing the weekly emergence of changes in cultural attitudes towards spirituality, and science, and other human concepts which inspire self-idolatry, and hopeless truth seeking for the mindless, which millions are planned to take part of! “Days of the Weak” will be released October 5th.
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